@creatorlounge event #3: buffy summers for @marisa-tomei
You’re right. We don’t know how to fight it. We don’t know when it’ll come. We can’t run. We can’t hide. We can’t pretend it’s not the end ‘cause it is. Something’s always been there to try and destroy the world. We’ve beaten them back. But we’re not dealing with them anymore. We’re dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First. I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of Hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well we’ll give ‘em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now ‘cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts, one by one, until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I’ll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this Earth more powerful than Evil. And that’s us.
staff changing dashboard again i think, all pfps are removed unless its an original post, which then it appears INSIDE the post :|
how the hell am i supposed to know who anyone is?!?!
i don’t remember names.
you are all your avitar to me.
Hey! so i just found out that the creator behind the dashboard-unfucker (@/dragongirlsnout) updated their script to fix the icon change!
If ppl could try to spread this around so others see it, thatd be appreciated
rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate
Nimona AU where Ballister and Nimona do leave the kingdom and go over the wall to find a new safe home. Years pass. The kingdom is more paranoid than ever because the queen killer and the monster were never caught and could presumably still live among them or return to cause more chaos.
The director decides one day that they need to take the fight to the monsters, strike first before they are stricken again. Knights are sent out beyond the wall to search the surrounding land and burn down the woods in order to “smoke the monsters out.” Destroying everything, trying to fight a monster that was never even there.
During one of these instances, Ambrosius and Ballister finally see each other again face to face for the first time in years since that fateful interaction at the institution. They’ve both changed, physically at least; Ambrosius’ hair is longer, Bal’s got some more grey streaks and a new arm upgrade. But underneath all of that they’re still the same, still got that lingering hurt and romantic feelings. Nimona is still the same as ever and hasn’t aged a day.
(Also idea that maybe there’s other small communities and people living outside the wall that Bal and Nimona ended up quietly settling down in. People who are far more open minded and accepting of others, and who are more concerned about the walled off kingdom with guns pointing at them than this nice guy and his cool daughter. That’s their neighbor and they’re not gonna let some knights storm in and cause trouble for him.)
#this au is an excuse for many things: ambrosius with long hair. dad ballister and nimona out living their lives in peace in the woods. #you ran away from your past but uh oh your past caught up with you and is uprooting your new life #meeting your ex again after many years with things left unsaid and unfinished and you yearn to reconnect but don’t know how
I can't let this cross my dash without bringing in the picture that @rustythechainsaw was inspired to draw when he first heard about this.
[Image description: brightly-colored cartoonish illustration of several mermaids perched on a rock in the middle of the ocean. In the background, a volcano is erupting. The mermaids are blaring alarm noises (e.g. "EEEEooooEEEEoooo") and one is waving semaphore flags.]
English is weird
It’s a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I’m the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock? That rock hadn’t moved in a million years! I’m the first guy to drive long-distance on Mars. The first guy to spend more than thirty-one sols on Mars. The first guy to grow crops on Mars. First, first, first!
The Martian (2015) dir. Ridley Scott













